Wednesday 12 November 2008

sleep and cats



On Average, cats need 24 hours of sleep a day. SOME NEED MORE THAN THAT.

Beds designed for pets are all right for dogs or human infants. CATS REQUIRE REAL BEDS.

Don't waste your time shoving your cat off the bed. IT WILL RETURN ANYWAY.

Most beds sleep up to six cats. TEN CATS WITHOUT THE OWNER

Last but not least, try not to snore and disturb the cat.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot the one about guests having to relinquish the bed to cats when they stay over...

Anonymous said...

....and the one about being able to scratch the door at 3 in the morning.

Anonymous said...

Prepare to have them sleeping on your pillow and snoring down your ear too...they dont mind if u dont get any sleep...as long as they do!

Anonymous said...

We only loan you the bed!

Anonymous said...

We only loan you the bed!